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Ideal occasions to book your London escorts

If you have made it to this website, then all odds dictate that chances are that you are an individual in London who books the occasional escort or two. Or more, who’s counting? So for all your London Punters out there, this article details some of the finer examples of situations where hiring an escort is a perfect. We’ve got some of our favorites in here, be sure to check them out by heading over to the website It might give you a few ideas to set up your next incall or outcall!

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Best times and occasions to book a London escort

  • Parties. Obviously a popular one, whenever you’re at a party, big or small- it’s always appropriate to throw an escort or two into the mix. If you’re planning or joining a party, bringing an escort is perfectly acceptable and if you book the right girls they will definitely know how to make it more interesting. We’re not talking some Wolf on Wall Street party here, you can bring escorts to something low key too, with the bonus being that she’s probably going to have a good time partying too.
  • Stag or Hen do. This is a staple part of every Stag night or Hen party. If you go to one and there isn’t an escort, stripper or companion present at some point, I honestly do not think you should be allowed to call it a Hen night or Stag party. You need strippers or escorts, there’s no other way to go about it.
  • Business function. Little did you might not know, many London escorts (especially the high class ones), double over as excellent companions for public business dinners and events. If you shop for the right girl to suit the occasion, not only will she hang off your arm looking beautiful all evening, she’ll also be quite competent at talking you up to your peers. Plus, she can accompany you back to your hotel room afterwards, can’t get much better than that, can it?
  • Dates. Not all gentlemen like to go out dating, especially with the way the whole courting process works these days. In many cases, hiring an escort for a dinner date might actually end up costing you less and gaining you more ultimately, in real dating it doesn’t work out. Taking an escort out for a date is a guaranteed success and an enjoyable meal with some nice conversation.
  • Holidays. If you’ve never heard of an escort holiday it’s the thing dreams are made of. Many escorts work internationally, and you can book a fantastic lady to come abroad with you for your trip. Escort holidays are great if you can find the perfect escort to accompany you.
  • Days out. Who said you couldn’t bring along an escort for a day of fun activity? Having done this myself in the past, I can honestly say I’ve had more fun out in London with escorts than I have had anywhere else. Just get in touch with your favourite girl, and offer to treat her to a day at Alton Towers or something like that. It’s a lot of fun.

Off the top of our heads these are many ideal situations where hiring an escort can get more fun out of the experience. If you feel we’ve missed any or want to add anything please leave a comment and we’ll get right on it. Have a good day folks!

punting for London escorts

When someone like me talks about ‘punting” we do not mean for for a ride out in a funny type of small boat wearing a silly straw hat, to people like me the term “punting” refers to our little hobby of having sex with escorts, yes punting is the exchange of money for sexual favors with woman.

I know that I really shouldn’t be writing an article like this but thought that it would help some of you out there see a little insight into what we do and what we like. I for one see nothing wrong in it, the escort girls that we see are here to earn money and believe me they do and lots of it. They all live in beautiful apartments and live a life that many of us could only dream of.

Escort Online Communities

Where do we find such ladies? Well, we go on the internet, there are loads of Escort forums that we use to share information on girls that we have seen, how they looked and how they performed. I personally always use an agency, there are loads of escort agencies in London but only a very few are really good and I would only ever use one that I trust, of course, these agencies do not condone us going all the way, they just act as an introduction, I don’t even think they know what goes on sometimes.

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London Escort Agencies

By using agencies I have seen hundreds of girls over just the past couple of years, I am betting that I see at least 3 girls a week, sometimes for 30 minutes and sometimes for an hour, always at their place, so over the course of a years that could number anywhere up to £150 London escorts.

When you look at it that way the figure is a little mind blowing, there is no way in the world that I could ever have had that many girls if I were just meeting them under “normal’ circumstances but to me and the millions like me around the world this is normal, my life is normal, I just love woman and the best way for me to get to meet up with them is by using escorts.

Whatever you think of it I so no wrong in what I do, you would love it if you gave it a try, I have had girls on their own, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, I have tried anal, reverse anal in fact anything sexual that you care to think of I have done.

How lucky am I?!